summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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