I want to make a zoo with you.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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