the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
