Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
