my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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