if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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