erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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