i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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