I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
