I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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