so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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