So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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