where am i from again
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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