Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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