i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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