I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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