Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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