distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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