Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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