i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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