Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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