omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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