with your own penis?
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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