fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
