Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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