She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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