were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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