So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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