i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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