I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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