Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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