just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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