I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
love makes seman taste better
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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