I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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