i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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