first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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