I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
