just tell him i said nine months
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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