Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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