your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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