i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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