So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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