I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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