its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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