If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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