Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
how drunk are you?
Several
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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