So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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