She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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