im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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