dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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