idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
