I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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