It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
