he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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