i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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