we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
send nudes
from the living room?
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