I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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