What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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